Mad Blue Eyes
Hello fucked up universe. Bruce. 21. Born and bred in Lima, Ohio. Life is for doing whatever I want and getting away with it. I'm fucking awesome. Say no more.

OOC: 1x1 blog. Main/muse Nicholas Hoult FC. Though I will play other characters.

tshan14:

I know that doesn’t mean i want to fucking think about it. I’m pretty sure it’s creepier. I’m not a fucking idiot…i just…feel fucking…like uh asking questions. So she wasn’t legal when ya y’know? Matt’s a cool guy and Emma’s older then him. One day i’ll stop, that day is not today. She is, she’s now my famous sister. ….So…you’re just gonna let her see the photos online?

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Yeah well, I know… that uh… my kids are now that age… and I don’t want to think about that part of your lives. Works both ways. Nope… it’s even creepier for me… I held you all as babies. You just gave the definition of a fucking idiot. She was sixteen… same age you are now. Matt’s an even bigger idiot than you are. That does not make him cool. And exactly Emma is older. And I really don’t want her with a guy who makes her little brother hide drugs in his locker. And maybe one day you’ll start using your brain. That’s not my definition of famous… and you make one more smartass comment and I may kill you. I will handle it. I’m not calling mom.

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tshan14:

I don’t believe it. It’s cute….Hugo has great taste.

Believe it. He’s an Agron. It’s in him. It’s gay… and the kid was so little… he took Hugo’s judgment. And my mom encouraged it.


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tshan14:

Max is adorable and the white suit was cute…maybe i will. 

Max is evil under that smile of his. Trust me. Hugo… picked out that suit. Please don’t.


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tshan14:

He’s just so so cute, he still needs to teach me the accordian…he promised. 

Who wears an all white suit? My mom made us go see this. I laughed. She slapped me. Please don’t encourage him.


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And girls really scream after this guy… if only they knew the Max Agron I know.

And girls really scream after this guy… if only they knew the Max Agron I know.


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memories    max    

tshan14:

I don’t want to think about how i was conceived thanks. Like…always? cause that’s weird…considering like…when you were born she wasn’t. Never. …Emma and Matt are fucking, wait…you didn’t know? why do you think he’s always here? it’s not my bedroom he wants to get into for sure. Yeah…not gonna happen, you may have been sixteen once but it was a long time ago old man. She is my sister, she’s also half naked in magazines. ….Well have fun having the conversation then. 

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You do know how babies are made, right? But… y’know that creepy feeling you have right now? That’s how I feel when you tell me things I don’t need to hear. JJ… stop asking stupid things. You sound like a fucking idiot. I didn’t know your mom until I was eighteen. And I’m only two years older than her. Emma… and Matt… does someone out there hate me? Someone must really hate me. I can’t deal with this. Do you wanna quit bring my age up? Kid… I was you once. I’ll find it. It’s not a fucking joke… she’s your sister. For the last time. I am not calling your mother. 

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stephprincessofdarkness:

and i don’t wanna lose your face…


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reblogging myself xD    bria    blondie    

tshan14:

You’re a dad it’s different. Don’t tell her I said that she’ll kill me. Oh well now you know not to touch the magazines in the bathroom where the pages stick together. And…well…if he gets caught again he’ll get kicked out…then he won’t get to college and he won’t get a job and he’ll be stuck here and I don’t want that for my sisters boyfriend. There is none to find……..fine, Emma bared most of it for a guy who was an ass. ….stubborn much?

Son… think about this. If I’d been an asshole to your mom… before I was a dad… you… never would’ve been conceived. I’ve always loved her. I’ll think about not telling her. But at least you admit she’d kill you for talking like a dick. JJ… shut up. If he gets caught again that’s his fucking problem for being an idiot, not yours… but sister’s boyfriend? That is my fucking problem? I’ll fucking find it. I’m not stupid. I was sixteen once. JJ… I repeat… shut the fuck up. That’s your sister. I’m not stubborn… I’m just not… disturbing your mom’s trip.


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tshan14:

Funny…cause I like the view looking up.

Yeah… that is weird. Good job we switch positions a lot then.


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tshan14:

Exactly and… Uh you have seen me from all angles anyway.

See. Then we can’t be pervs when we already see it. I like the top angle.


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